Naughty Wife Flings

I’m bored. I’m lonely. And I’m very horny. It’s been quite a while since I had sex with my husband. After seeing and even trying out all those adult dating sites, and learning the ropes of this online dating thing from other  wife personals looking for fun, I was now more than willing and excited to do the next step: meet-ups. Remember the three male personals who kept flirting with me in one of those wives dating sites? I am so enjoying our verbal pingpong in that extramaritals affairs site, but I also know it couldn’t be just all that—it shouldn’t be limited to just that.

I’m bored. I’m lonely. And I’m very horny. So of course I went out with Henry Jake first! LOL!

Besides, he said he was only vacationing for a short while in a nearby town… and that before going back to his girlfriend in Manhattan he’d really like to have a “taste” of the women in our area. What smart, lonely, horny wife would ignore an openly dirty but sincere invitation like that? Plus, apparently, he’s into married women too—especially cheating housewives—so I had all the reason in the world to go out with him!

We met at a bus station. We already knew what each other looked like so it was quite easy. The bustling crowd was perfect too because no one really paid attention to anybody or anything else other than their luggages and departure times. But still I was as discreet as possible since someone I and my husband know might have been in the area… and spoil my hot afternoon with my ex-dildo model date.

We drove by first in a grocery store to—guess what—get some rubber. Yes. As ironic and stupid as a sex toy model without ready condoms in his wallet is, he did spend a few minutes at that store pretending to pick bottled waters when all he wanted was a choice between latex and lambskin. Which I couldn’t care less about since the longer he made me think of his career and his size, the more I wanted to spread for him there and then! Then he confessed when we were driving to his place that he was indeed teasing me with all that anticipation. Almost drove me nuts!

“So what size dildos do they make of you?”

“Nine inches here. 10 in Germany.”

“Nice metric system…”

I couldn’t help it any longer. I then offered to “verify” those inches myself… which he happily obliged. I blew him while he was driving and boy were those inches underrated! LOL! He stuffed my mouth full with his meat and we both really enjoyed it. I could tell he was very excited too as he begun playing with my boobs and clit with his right hand while I give him head. He made me feel that he was so horny too with what I was doing to him that he made me feel he was not shy at all–he parked behind a huge tree and enjoyed my mouth without worrying about the other cars honking past us. I missed giving head to a man and so I was doing it for all my worth and Henry was sure loving it that he let go of my boobs and held my head in place and slowly started thrusting into my mouth.

Faster and harder he thrusted. Then he asked if he could cum in my mouth—as if I had a choice: He was gripping my hair like crazy while fucking my face. With a long moan I did on his cock he finally blew his thick wad and came lots in my mouth. He said, “Taste it all. Take it all,” and I hungrily did. Good thing he picked a wife date as game as I.

I licked him clean. Zipped his pants. And we continued driving to his place… with his hand still fondling my perky breasts.

— Monique

I had fun trying out this personals dating thing. I got so carried away that I even signed up for one of those hot wives website I heard about in one of the adult chat rooms I was in the other day. Ladies I am telling ‘ya: it’s one helluva fun thing, considering all the flirting you can do online. Maybe it’s only a first-timer thing, but I felt all tingly all over when I immediately received messages from the male site members. They were all hitting on me the cyber way, so to speak, and I’ve got no complains to that! They were generally shy—manly, beat-around-the-bush types and of course naughty on the side, but still dominantly shy.

Yeah, you guessed it: it’s just like high school. I even thought I might have posted an overly conservative profile photo, but then I figured a spaghetti-strap top partly showing my 35-B cleavage and a profile that says I’m one of them hot wives who love the missionary and doggie-style bed positions don’t exactly spell “wholesome.” Ha-ha!

So, the guys. I mean, the messages. LOL! For the sake of sharing I’d like to tell a little about three of them, those that stuck to mind the moment I read their messages. One called himself husband_4_you. An American who supposedly grew up in Paris, began a family in the US and is now divorced after 13 years of marriage. Said he’d been divorced for over three years now and his ex-wife had been absolutely fine with him dating other women since. Hence, the “countless ladies I dated after my wife but never really clicked with” reply, closing with the question, “You think you might be the one whom I can spend fun, romance and loving times with?” Sounds so cheesy, but très romantique!

Next one was 29-year old Henry Jake, with profile nickname henryjake69. Now I naturally grinned at the sight of his nick—because male wit is always smart and dirty—and after a couple of replies his profile seemed to have been justified: He was a former dildo model in Manhattan. Remember, ladies, tingly. He’s currently on a vacation in a nearby town… Then I asked him if he was only teasing women with his “career”—because it’s definitely working—and he replied: “Would you like an personalized, autographed sample?” Two hours later I was re-ordering my schedule for the next five days to accommodate one quick trip…

Third one’s a yuppie. A 25-year old, “Chinese-American junior advertising executive with a thing for moms.” Nicknamed “brainiac.” I never thought dating profiles could be so professional and dirty at the same time. But apparently they can. And cute, too! Brainiac stands 5′9″, loves cars and sports, and wants to “fling with cheating housewives.” Children can so be so cute with the way they form sentences! Hmm… well I’ve always wondered how these fair-skinned chinky-eyed guys treat the ladies, and yuppie wants to know more about his second home country and “older American housewives,” so…

Well, anyway, I haven’t thrown back replies to any of these guys yet—everyone of them wants to go out with me already. I don’t really like being confused and pressured, so how about I go out with each of them and have an exciting series of, um, taste tests? Zai jian!

— Monique